What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?